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When I was 28, I was teaching English to high school freshmen. Fridays were dress-down days.

One Friday I came to school wearing a college sweatshirt and jeans. A student took a look at me and his eyes widened.

“Wow!” he said. “You should wear jeans every day, you look twenty or thirty years younger.”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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On my first day teaching remedial English to inmates, I was very nervous to be in a prison classroom.

My students seemed uncomfortable as well, many of them hadn’t been near a classroom in decades.

I began class by nervously asking, “Who can tell me what a sentence is?”

The class burst out laughing. That broke the ice.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Well, because class started before I got here.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: Okay, but I asked first!

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Balu" |