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Teacher: "When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are."

Student: "Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn't you?"

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posted by "RS" |
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During the final exam, the professor noticed that Billy Walters kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the professor no other choice than to interrogate the student's test-taking habit.

"Mr. Walters," the professor began. "Is there something interesting written on your palm?"

"Not at all," Billy replied. "It's all pretty boring."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes," the pupils said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little boy shouted, "It's because your feet aren't empty."

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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were dumb to stand up.

One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”

He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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posted by "HENNE" |