Two years after my heart attack, I was teaching my college course when I felt discomfort in my chest. I paused the class to pop my medication and felt better quickly.
“Now, if I ever do have a heart attack,” I told my students, “I will give extra credit to whoever gives me CPR.”
One of them shouted out, ”How much?”
MORE WAYS TO LAUGH
Danny Jackson : Good one voted
HENNE : voted
barber7796 : like this one. good luck