business jokes

For the holidays, all company employees got socks with the corporate logo on them.

The day after we received our gifts, a co-worker reported on his wife's response when she saw them.

"Honey!" she said. "I didn't realize you were going to get SOCK options this year!"

I use to be a proofreader...

For a skywriting company.

I recently had my Visa card stolen...

Right now it's everywhere I want to be.

An applicant was filling out a job application. He came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"

He wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway... "Never got caught."