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Favorite this joke During a recent session of family court the wife was asked, "Why did you throw the pot of geraniums at your husband?"
"Because of the advertising, your honor."
"What advertising?"
"Say it with flowers."
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A ill business owner was discussing with his lawyer a final draft of his last will and testament.
"Well," as he was discussing with his lawyer, "I want to put in a clause for my employees. To those that have worked for me for 20 years or longer I want to give and bequeath the amount of $50,000."
His Lawyer reminded him that he has not been in business 20 years. The business owner replied, "I know, but it's going to be great advertising!"
A store owner was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up on his left and erected a huge sign which read, "BEST DEALS".
He was shocked when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading, "LOWEST PRICES".
Panic ensued until he had an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read, "MAIN ENTRANCE".
A woman was talking to a co-worker, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything away, I am always going around the house cleaning up after him."
The friend says, "Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, 'Every glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'"
The first woman asked, "Did it help?"
Her co-worker replied, "I don't know. I haven't seen him since."
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