I have a great idea to make money!
Start a transportation service hauling folks to the marijuana dispensaries...
I call it, the Canna-Bus!
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got behind in his work.
Sign seen in repair shop (directed at customers):
Hourly rate: $100
Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $200
Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture.
"We have to call it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.
Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied, "Are you sure you want your business card to read 'Imagination, Limited'?"