My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.
I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!
"How long have you been working at that office?"
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, yet a substantial tax cut saves you only $30.00?