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Sign seen in repair shop (directed at customers):

Hourly rate: $100

Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125

Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150

Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $200

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posted by "merk" |
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Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture.

"We have to call it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.

Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied, "Are you sure you want your business card to read 'Imagination, Limited'?"

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posted by "merk" |
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I don't understand why my business isn't getting off the ground!?!

Big Falls Mountain Climbing Guide Service.
411 Slippery Slope Place, Raven Heights.
Ph. 1-555-00000PS

WERE OPEN SPRING TO FALL
If you don’t have reservations by now
you will after you review the package
details and read the 30 page waiver.

Free Brochure PO Box 13
Lic# 0H-ICU8-IT-2
Insured by Lloyds of Larryville

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posted by "Marty" |
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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out...

Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.

Active socially: Drinks heavily.

Alert to company developments: An office gossip.

Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.

Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.

Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the neck.

Displays excellent intuitive judgement: Knows when to disappear.

Happy: Paid too much.

Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way.

Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot.

Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors.

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posted by "merk" |