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I have a great idea to make money!

Start a transportation service hauling folks to the marijuana dispensaries...

I call it, the Canna-Bus!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got behind in his work.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Sign seen in repair shop (directed at customers):

Hourly rate: $100

Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125

Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150

Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $200

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posted by "merk" |
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Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture.

"We have to call it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.

Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied, "Are you sure you want your business card to read 'Imagination, Limited'?"

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posted by "merk" |