business jokes

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2 votes

There was this limo driver who was in business for 25 years without a single customer...

All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

A newspaper editor announces that there's enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they're against it.

"Against it? Why?" the editor asks.

"First," the reporter says, "no one on the staff can spell 'chandelier' well enough to put it on an order form. Second, I don't believe that anybody here can play one if we had it. And third, if you got that much money, we think you should get a hanging light instead, to brighten up the office!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar.

"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.

"What did you do?" asked the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting."

5 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

To make something DIRT CHEAP, then make it out of CHEAP DIRT!

8 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "shopin55" |