business jokes

Category: "Business Jokes"
0 votes

As a buddy and I were walking down the street near the middle of town we decided to turn down a side street we've never traveled on before. Walking past what appeared to be a retail establishment, all we heard was swearing and cursing coming from within.

And then, following that, we saw two very well dressed gentlemen walking out while continuing their obscenities as they left the store.

"What in the world is going on here?" I asked my friend.

"I think I read about this place," he replied. "We just walked past the Men's Swearhouse!"

0 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
0 votes

What did the two businessmen say to each other as they closed a deal during an earthquake?

"Let's shake on it!"

0 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
0 votes

Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. He got a great night's sleep and actually beat the alarm in the morning. After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work.

"Boss," he said, "The pill my doctor subscribed me actually worked!"

"That's all fine," said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

0 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Why do Barbers make for good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts!

6 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Manding01" |