business jokes

Category: "Business Jokes"
$15.00 won 6 votes
 

I am finally financially set for life...

As long as I "go" next Tuesday.

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posted by "Benjones" |
2 votes

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Do not underestimate your abilities...

That is your Boss's job!

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posted by "shopin55" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

"What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. My wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river, as you can see my suit is still damp, ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Gregson's helicopter, landed on top of his skyscraper, and ran over here."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

6 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |