business jokes

The shop was offering jackets containing 50% wool, 50% polyester. and 50% cotton.

I asked the assistant, "How is that possible?"

She replied, "Sir, this is a jacket and a half!"

Today I took my car in for a quick oil change at a business that features a prominent disclaimer saying they do not warranty their workmanship.

It's called Iffy Lube.

I opened an Air BnB at the corner of a busy intersection.

There were three businesses at the other corners: a gastroenterologist, a diarrhea clinic, and a spa that did colonics.

I decided to call my Air BnB: "The House at Poo Corners"

In my job with a delivery company, I was getting directions to a customer's home.

The woman very specifically said, "From the main road in the center of town go two lights. Look for the post office. Turn left onto the next street. Go 1.3 miles. Drive past a red hydrant and then take the next right. Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second on the right, and the number is on the mailbox."

As I entered the information into the computer, I asked, "What color is your house?"

The woman paused a second, then said, "Hold on. I'll go check."