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What is a committee?

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy...

If it benefits you, it is tax reform.

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Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa, I called the hotel where I'd be staying to see if they had a gym. The hotel receptionist's sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered.

"We have over 300 guests at at this facility," she said. "Does this 'Jim' have a last name?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation.

After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, "I don't know what you expect me to do for you. I'm a psychologist."

"A psychologist?" I replied. "Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can't you help us?"

"Well," he finally responded in a measured tone. "How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?"

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