When a small village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.
Randall, an older man, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"
A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.
Rumor had it that the new company would be called . . . Fairwell Honeychild!
Who sells a product cheaper... a manufacturer or a distributor?
The correct answer is: the storehouse security guard!
At a job interview:
“Mrs. Lober, what do you consider your greatest weakness?”
“Really? I don’t believe that is a weakness at all.”
“And I don’t really care about your stupid opinion.”