Which vehicle is the most likely to be involved in a lawsuit?
The Isuzu.
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you."
Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine. I'll take two."
Boss: “The word 'Impossible' does not exist in my dictionary!”
Secretary: “Well Sir, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”
For the holidays, all company employees got socks with the corporate logo on them.
The day after we received our gifts, a co-worker reported on his wife's response when she saw them.
"Honey!" she said. "I didn't realize you were going to get SOCK options this year!"