"Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"
"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
A professional thief says, "Sign here please!"
All power corrupts...
But what can we do, we need electricity!
Wilma: "Hey Betty, could you please tell me the name of that fancy Hair & Nail Boutique adjacent to the Old Town Graveyard? I need to lookup the phone number."
Betty: "Oh, you must mean 'Curl Up & Dye'?"