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Favorite this joke The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not good at counting money and adding up figures.
"Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.
"Yale," replied the lad.
"And what's your name?" barked the manager.
"Yim Yohnston," he replied.
John: I hear your having trouble at the office.
Fred: Yes! The Director thinks the bookkeeper has been embezzling money.
John: What brought him to that conclusion?
Fred: The auditor found an account marked "Accounts Deceivable".
At the company water cooler, a man bragged about his children and their world travels. He said,
"One son is teaching in Bolivia, another is working in southern Italy, and my daughter is completing a year-long research project in India."
One of the co-worker's quipped, "Wow... what is it about you that makes your kids want to get so far away?"
I went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of Computer Hacking Investigator.
The boss asked me, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," I replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!"
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