business jokes

An insurance broker, living in Florida, loves ocean fishing and decided to take his boat out for a troll. That morning, he was drifting about ten miles offshore and received a business call on his cell phone.

Suddenly, his rod bent double and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. This salesman was master of the situation.

"Pardon me," he told his customer calmly. "I have a call on another line."

A woman shipped an expensive gift to her best friend. A few days later her best friend replied with a thank you card but forgot to write something on the inside.

When her friend brought this to her attention, to escape embarrassment she said, "When I saw how much you spent on that gift... I WAS SPEECHLESS!"

Ten Percent of the people make things happen.

Twenty percent of the people participate in what happens.

Sixty percent of the people watch things happen.

The remaining ten percent sit around confused wondering what happened.

Investing money in the Stock Market is the equivalent of a hair-raising roller coaster ride...

You just never know what the final expression is going to be on people's faces until it stops!