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Member Since : Nov, 2015
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My wife opened her first checking account and went out purchasing things for the house.

After a couple weeks the bank called her and told her she was out of funds.

In total shock, my wife exclaimed, "How can I be out of money when I've got all these checks left?"

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Husband: Honey, it looks like I'm not going to make it so I want to get something off my chest.

Wife: What is it dear?

Husband: I've been having an affair with your best friend, Julia, for the past year.

Wife: Oh yes. I know all about it.

Husband: You do!

Wife: Yes dear, Why do you think I poisoned you.

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To win a coin toss every single time...

Call out, "Heads I win, Tails you lose!"

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I once applied to a medical school but was declined.

The Dean said my handwriting was too legible.

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