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Douglas

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 128
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 104.00
2 votes

I recently got a catalog from a company I wasn't familiar with. Not wanting to be cheated I sent them a letter saying, "With all the fraud and misrepresentation I don't know who to trust. Send me the merchandise and if it's any good I'll send you a check."

A week later I got a letter back from the company saying, "We have the same problem you have. Send us a check. If it's any good we'll send you the merchandise."

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
1 votes

When I was eight my Dad was taking me to see a movie. On the way there I asked him if he would buy me some gum. He said, "No, you don't need any."

After arriving at the theater and taking ours seats, Dad changed his mind. He told me it would be okay for me to have some gum and he was going to get it.

I spoke up and said, "You don't need to buy me gum anymore, Daddy. I found some under the seat."

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Silence is golden...

Unless you have children...

If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Douglas" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

John: Do you know how many children a family would have if the husband had to share in the labor and delivery?

Fred: No I have no idea.

John: They would only have three. The woman would have the first one, the husband the second and the wife would have the third. There would be no more because the husband has no intention of going through it again.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Douglas" |