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Douglas

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 88
# of followers : 0
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eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 65.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard. The cousin takes him out to show him the bountiful crop on the trees.

The city slicker sees all the apples and asks, "How many apples grow on trees?"

His cousin smiles and says, "All of them."

4 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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2 votes

There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.

As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"

2 votes

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3 votes

At 8 p.m. one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken inside to be interrogated. The interrogation was grueling because they wanted to make sure it was an unplanned landing and he was not a spy.

The interrogation lasted all night. At 6 a.m. they refueled his plane and let him go with his promise never to return. Four hours later he returned and landed again. Security met him on the runway. They asked him why he had come back.

"I know I promised never to return but I brought my wife and now you have to tell her where I was all night..."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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1 votes

Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.

What does Cindy weigh?

Answer: Meat.

1 votes

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