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Douglas

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 104.00
$5.00 won 2 votes

Silence is golden...

Unless you have children...

If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "Douglas" |
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John: Do you know how many children a family would have if the husband had to share in the labor and delivery?

Fred: No I have no idea.

John: They would only have three. The woman would have the first one, the husband the second and the wife would have the third. There would be no more because the husband has no intention of going through it again.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Douglas" |
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I don't worry about getting older anymore...

I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.

2 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Douglas" |
2 votes

A camel can work for a week without drinking...

A man can drink for a week without working.

2 votes

posted by "Douglas" |