Silence is golden...

Unless you have children...

If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

John: Do you know how many children a family would have if the husband had to share in the labor and delivery?

Fred: No I have no idea.

John: They would only have three. The woman would have the first one, the husband the second and the wife would have the third. There would be no more because the husband has no intention of going through it again.

I don't worry about getting older anymore...

I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.