The Lord loves a cheerful giver...
But he accepts from grouches too.
Minnie: Do you know what one burp said to the other burp?
Sally: No. What?
Minnie: Let's be little stinkers and go out the back way.
John: "Do you know why the Bride and many other women cry at weddings?"
Fred: "No, why?"
John: "It's because the Bride isn't marrying the best man."
I love you more than yesterday...
Yesterday you just got on my nerves!