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Doctor: "My dear sir, it's a good thing you came to me when you did."

Patient: "Why, Doc, are you broke?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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My doctor has advised me to stop drinking.

It's going to be a massive change for me.

I've been with that doctor for 15 years.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Doctor: "Would you have the money if I said you needed an operation?"

Patient: "Would you say I needed an operation if you thought I didn't have the money?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Patient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend?

Doctor: Stay out of those places!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |