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Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.

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posted by "Kishore" |
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Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.

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posted by "Rajesh" |
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This guy ate a light bulb and had to be taken to the doctor.

The doctor said, "You're not a very bright guy!"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next!

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posted by "Balu" |