doctor jokes

"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat."

"Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."

Jenny: "That's a really cool tattoo. dude!"

Jimmy: "Thanks, I got it from my Doctor."

Jenny: "Your doctor?"

Jimmy: "Yeah... he does this on the side to pay the bills and also holds a Ph.D. in Psychology."

Jenny: "Great, so not only does he get into your head, but he also gets under your skin!"

Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."

Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."