Doctor and patient conversation.
Doctor: "Can you give me your name and date of birth?"
Patient: "Why? Are you not happy with yours?"
Doctor: "Let's just move on shall we... can you take a deep breathe for me?"
Patient: "Have you tried oxygen?"
A guy goes to the doctor and after a thorough examination the doc says, "I'm going to put you in an isolation room."
The guy replies, "Will that make me better?"
"No. I am also going to put you on a diet of dry wafer biscuits."
"Will that make me better?"
"No," the doctor replied, "but it's the only food that'll fit under the door."