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Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!

Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?

Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.

Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?

Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!

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posted by "Rajesh" |
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Went to my eye doctor the other day...

Guess who I bumped into?

Everyone!

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posted by "ERS" |
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Patient: "It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."

Doctor: "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?"

Patient: "I sure did. The bottle said 'keep tightly closed'."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I called the Doctor this week. I said, "Doctor, I think my wife is dead."

He replied, "What makes you think that?"

I said, "Well, the sex hasn't changed, but the dishes are building up."

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posted by "Paul Sainthouse" |