doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
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"Doctor!" said the woman as she loudly bounced into the room, "I want you to tell me very frankly what's wrong with me?"

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds. Second, you should use about half as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist - the doctor's office is on the next floor."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Doctor, doctor, you have to help me out!"

"Certainly, not a problem. Which way did you come in?"

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posted by "zacdehduck" |
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"Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to brake fluid!"

"That is nonsense," begins the doctor, "You can stop anytime."

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posted by "zacdehduck" |
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Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |