doctor jokes
Favorite this joke I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
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"Doctor," said the sick man, "the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case."
"I know," replied the physician cheerfully, "but the post-mortem will show that I am right."
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Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse: "No, why? Is it missing?"
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
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