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What does an Orthopedic Surgeon like for breakfast?

Rice Krispies... because they go SNAP, CRACKLE, & POP!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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The heart specialist was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.”

The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.”

The heart specialist said, “I know that. Adam is my name.”

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posted by "raza" |
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Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane.

When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her head held high.

A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this rushed up to the little old lady and said, "It's a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you're walking erect. What did that doctor do?"

"Gave me a longer cane."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."

"You must be too highly strung."

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posted by "Richard Felt" |