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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.

He told me to quit going to those places.

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posted by "merk" |
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"Doctor," said the sick man, "the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case."

"I know," replied the physician cheerfully, "but the post-mortem will show that I am right."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"

Nurse: "No, why? Is it missing?"

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |