A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's great!" says the man. "Because I wasn't able to play it before."
Patient: "I'm having a problem with my eyes. I see something from far but then when I get there, there's nothing. It's gone."
Doctor: "It's a new disease. It's called ASRD syndrome."
Doctor: "It stands for 'Annual Salary Revision Deficiency' syndrome."
A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it.
The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why it you earn more than me?"
The doctor replied, "Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!"