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Favorite this joke Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"
Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."
[The patient then decided to lie.]
Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."
Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a racehorse.
Doctor: Take one of these pills every 4 laps.
Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!
Doctor: Well tell her to come in.
Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.
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