"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."
"You must be too highly strung."
"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat."
"Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."
What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?
A Cairo-practor!
Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."
Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."