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Patient: "My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go shopping. Can you give me something for it?"

Doctor: "Try this medicine. If it doesn't work, come back to see me, and bring me a new video camera too."

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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child.

"Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?"

The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

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I once applied to a medical school but was declined.

The Dean said my handwriting was too legible.

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Client: Doctor, how much you charge for visiting a patient's house?

Doctor: I charge $50.

The doctor and client drove to the client's house in the former's car. The doctor didn't find any patient and asked, "Where's the patient?"

The client replied, "Well, there's no patient here doc. The taxi fare to my house was $75. I just needed a ride home. Here's your $50. Thank you."

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posted by "Kyoto" |