"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat."
"Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."
What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?
A Cairo-practor!
Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."
Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."
I went to the doctor the other day. She told me that I needed to get some exercise. So I went to McDonald's.
My wife wanted to know why I went there. I told her the doctor told me to get some extra fries.
She made me an appointment with a hearing doctor.