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Favorite this joke A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day.
"Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe. Can you tell me what the problem is?"
"Sure," the doctor said. "You have way too much time on your hands."
Doctor: "You need new glasses."
Patient: "How do you know? I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet."
Doctor: "I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window."
One day at a local clinic, the doctor is outraged to see that he has no patients to examine. So he called his assistant to ask what happened.
His assistant replied, "I asked the patients if they are feeling okay, and they said 'no', so I told them to go home and get plenty of rest!"
Doctor: "Ms. Markus, I want you to go to the lab for a blood workup. You don't have to fast."
Ms. Markus: "Fast? Doctor I'm seventy-nine, how fast can I go? I can barely walk!"
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