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Favorite this joke How is an optometrist like a good teacher?
They both make pupils grow!
A woman walks into her psychiatrist's office and says, "Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about saying things that don't come out the way we meant them to?"
The psychiatrist replies, "You mean Freudian slips?"
"Exactly, those. Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my husband, and I meant to say, 'Honey, could you please pass the salt,' but instead I said, 'You damn fool, you ruined my life.'"
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation:
Doctor: "Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water."
Woman: "Okay."
Doctor: "Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water."
Woman: "Okay."
Doctor: "Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water."
After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me, doctor?"
Doctor: "Yeah. You don't drink enough water."
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a sign on the door saying:
"Dr Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back."
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