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Doctor: "Ms. Markus, I want you to go to the lab for a blood workup. You don't have to fast."

Ms. Markus: "Fast? Doctor I'm seventy-nine, how fast can I go? I can barely walk!"

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posted by "Janice Marler" |
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"Doctor, I think I'm a moth."

"It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist."

"I was on my way there when I saw your light on."

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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What does an Orthopedic Surgeon like for breakfast?

Rice Krispies... because they go SNAP, CRACKLE, & POP!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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The heart specialist was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.”

The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.”

The heart specialist said, “I know that. Adam is my name.”

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posted by "raza" |