Doctor: "Ms. Markus, I want you to go to the lab for a blood workup. You don't have to fast."
Ms. Markus: "Fast? Doctor I'm seventy-nine, how fast can I go? I can barely walk!"
"Doctor, I think I'm a moth."
"It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist."
"I was on my way there when I saw your light on."
What does an Orthopedic Surgeon like for breakfast?
Rice Krispies... because they go SNAP, CRACKLE, & POP!
The heart specialist was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.”
The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.”
The heart specialist said, “I know that. Adam is my name.”