doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
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"Doctor, doctor, you have to help me out!"

"Certainly, not a problem. Which way did you come in?"

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posted by "zacdehduck" |
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"Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to brake fluid!"

"That is nonsense," begins the doctor, "You can stop anytime."

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posted by "zacdehduck" |
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Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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posted by "raza" |