doctor jokes

What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?

A Cairo-practor!

I went to the doctor the other day. She told me that I needed to get some exercise. So I went to McDonald's.

My wife wanted to know why I went there. I told her the doctor told me to get some extra fries.

She made me an appointment with a hearing doctor.

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”