A patient complained to his doctor, “I’ve been to three other physicians, and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.”
The doctor calmly replied, “Just wait until the autopsy. Then we will see who was right."
Accountant: "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
Doctor: "Have you tried counting sheep?"
Accountant: "Yes, and that's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"
My doctor told me to "exercise"...
I thought he said to "eat more fries"...
"Doctor, the problem is obesity runs in our family."
"No, the problem is no one runs in your family."