doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.

“He says you’re gonna die.”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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The Seven stages of man...

Spills, Drills, Shrills, Bills, Ills, Pills, and Wills.

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posted by "Sandra Barton" |
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My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He hasn’t taken our motorcycle out all day.”

“Let me ask you,” I said. “Do you have a thermometer?”

“No,” she said. “A Kawasaki.”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain '80s bands...

There is no Cure.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |