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Favorite this joke Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
Patient: Why doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.
1st Place
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$50.00
Doctor: "I have your MRI results."
Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"
Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.
6th Place
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$9.00
This guy ate a light bulb and had to be taken to the doctor.
The doctor said, "You're not a very bright guy!"
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next!
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