doctor jokes

A woman goes to the Doctor and tells him she feels like a deck of cards.

The Doctor says to the woman, "Please sit down and I'll deal with you later."

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!

Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.