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Michael Stephen Douglas

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 39
# of followers : 7
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 5
Location: United States
won: $ 51.00
6 votes

Two book covers read...

'The Reign Of A Magnificent Empire' by Ima King

and

'My Mirage' by I. C. Water

6 votes

8 votes

Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?

Op!

Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

8 votes

7 votes

What did the big, mean tiger shark say to the tiny crustacean?

"Get outta my way shrimp!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

Jenny: "That's a really cool tattoo. dude!"

Jimmy: "Thanks, I got it from my Doctor."

Jenny: "Your doctor?"

Jimmy: "Yeah... he does this on the side to pay the bills and also holds a Ph.D. in Psychology."

Jenny: "Great, so not only does he get into your head, but he also gets under your skin!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |