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Michael Stephen Douglas

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 58.00
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Wilma: "Hey Betty, could you please tell me the name of that fancy Hair & Nail Boutique adjacent to the Old Town Graveyard? I need to lookup the phone number."

Betty: "Oh, you must mean 'Curl Up & Dye'?"

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Newlywed Husband: "Are we still planning on having children, dear?"

Newlywed Wife: "Well, considering how many times I've dropped my iPhone in the past, I really think that we should hold off on this whole baby thing for awhile."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
5 votes

Little Jenny: Hi Mommy, where is Daddy?

Mother: He's lying on the couch and has been watching baseball all day. Why do you ask?

Little Jenny: I wanted to tell him what we learned in school today.

Mother: Oh yeah sweetie, and what was that?

Little Jenny: Well, the teacher taught us that the human body has 270 bones at birth and 206 by adulthood.

Mother: Wow Jenny! I did not know that, but I'm afraid that your teacher is incorrect when it comes to your Father though.

Little Jenny: Really Mommy, why is that?

Mother: Because he has an extra one, for a total of 207. It's named the Lazy-bone.

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
$7.00 won 6 votes
 

Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?

Op!

Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

6 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |