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Favorite this joke How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
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Due to recent cutbacks...
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!
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I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!"
"What a weirdo," I thought.
Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on!
I said: "How did that happen?"
He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work."
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