lightbulb jokes
Favorite this joke In my crossword I have been looking for a nine letter word for two weeks...
I have it!
FORTNIGHT!
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier.
"Have you any two watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That’ll do, I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn’t have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes please!"
1st Place
won
$50.00
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter?
It's just going to go out again, anyway.
9th Place
won
$6.00
How many Optometrist are required to change a light bulb?
Is it one or two? Two or three? Four or.....
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