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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!
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I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!"
"What a weirdo," I thought.
Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on!
I said: "How did that happen?"
He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work."
In my crossword I have been looking for a nine letter word for two weeks...
I have it!
FORTNIGHT!
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier.
"Have you any two watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That’ll do, I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn’t have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes please!"
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