lightbulb jokes

Category: "Lightbulb Jokes"
$50.00 won 10 votes

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier.

"Have you any two watt bulbs?"

"For what?"

"That’ll do, I'll take two."

"Two what?"

"I thought you didn’t have any."

"Any what?"

"Yes please!"

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter?

It's just going to go out again, anyway.

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
4 votes

How many Optometrist are required to change a light bulb?

Is it one or two? Two or three? Four or.....

4 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
2 votes

How many journalists does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but they'll tell everybody.

2 votes

posted by "HENNE" |