lightbulb jokes

Category: "Lightbulb Jokes"
2 votes

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!"

"What a weirdo," I thought.

Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on!

I said: "How did that happen?"

He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work."

2 votes

posted by "gezzer" |
2 votes

In my crossword I have been looking for a nine letter word for two weeks...

I have it!

FORTNIGHT!

2 votes

posted by "Richard Williams" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier.

"Have you any two watt bulbs?"

"For what?"

"That’ll do, I'll take two."

"Two what?"

"I thought you didn’t have any."

"Any what?"

"Yes please!"

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter?

It's just going to go out again, anyway.

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |