How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter?
It's just going to go out again, anyway.
How many Optometrist are required to change a light bulb?
Is it one or two? Two or three? Four or.....
How many journalists does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one, but they'll tell everybody.
How many over-eager personal assistants does it take to put in a lig...