lightbulb jokes

Category: "Lightbulb Jokes"
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to put it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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posted by "yos" |
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

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posted by "Coz" |
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How many unemployed actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw it in and the rest to say they could've done it better.

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |
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How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |