lightbulb jokes

Category: "Lightbulb Jokes"
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two - one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Due to recent cutbacks...

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!"

"What a weirdo," I thought.

Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on!

I said: "How did that happen?"

He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work."

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posted by "gezzer" |