lightbulb jokes

How many Optometrist are required to change a light bulb?

Is it one or two? Two or three? Four or.....

How many journalists does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but they'll tell everybody.

How many over-eager personal assistants does it take to put in a lig...

Done!

Q: "How many grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb?"

A: "None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me..."