How many over-eager personal assistants does it take to put in a lig...
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Q: "How many grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb?"
A: "None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me..."
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
How many unemployed actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to screw it in and the rest to say they could've done it better.