lightbulb jokes

How Many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer 10

1 to change it and 9 to sing about how good the old one was ;-)

Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb!

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE, they never get the house!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you've got to get them in there first.