lightbulb jokes

Category: "Lightbulb Jokes"
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Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just change the standard to DARK.

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posted by "Richard Aristegui" |
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Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q: How many duffers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 4. One to hold the light bulb and stand on a spinning chair and 3 to spin the chair round and round!

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posted by "jake1002" |
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Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light

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posted by "Rafael Silva" |