How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
How many unemployed actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to screw it in and the rest to say they could've done it better.
How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.
Question: Why should you never ask a skeleton to change a light bulb?
Answer: Cause no body will show up.