family jokes

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I greeted my wife as she entered the room, "Hi Honey. Where have you been?"

She replies, "We just had a 92nd birthday party for Grandma."

To which I replied, "Why so short?"

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posted by "Jquattro" |
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A mother walks into her own bedroom and is surprised to catch her 10 year old daughter reading her diary. Startled, she just stands there.

"You were right mom," says the daughter. "Reading is fun."

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posted by "ERS" |
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While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?"

The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."

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posted by "merk" |
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I was raised as an only child.

That got on my brother’s nerves.

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posted by "ERS" |