family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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Father to Daughter: It's a good thing you chose to takes accounting at school.

Daughter: How come?

Father: Because I want you to account for coming home at five am this morning.

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posted by "alexander" |
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A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her.

Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there.

"Here," she said, handing him the coats. "This time you put the children into their coats, and I'll go honk the horn."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child...

When his mother feels chilly.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

My wife called. She said, "The two kids want you to take them bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said. "Otherwise it's too expensive."

"OK" she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said, "David!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "WomenPower" |