family jokes

Joe: "That's a mighty fine stuffed lion, Moe."

Moe: "Why, thank you, Joe. This lion was caught by my uncle during one of his trips to Africa."

Joe: "Fascinating. What is it stuffed with?"

Moe: "My uncle."

Our 26-year-old son moved back home with the idea to stock away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently.

In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read: "Condo Down Payment"

Dad jokes leave me numb.

But math jokes leave me number.