family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
$9.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”

"He came from heaven, Johnny.”

“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy -- an antique dining-room set. Our teenage son helped us wrestle the set into our truck. It took the whole day, but finally the table, chairs, and china cabinet were sitting in our dining room.

"Just think," I said as I admired the furniture while my son sat resting. "This set is 100 years old. And someday, it will belong to you."

"Oh, no!" he replied with a stricken look on his face. "You mean I'm going to have to move this thing AGAIN?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

My daughter came home so excited...

She had to parallel park at work and received the following note of praise: PARKING FINE.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
4 votes

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"

In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"

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posted by "HENNE" |