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I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow. One day my daughter called home from college, and I announced to her, "I think it's time for us to talk about where I would like to be buried."

"It's way too soon to even think of anything like that," she snapped indignantly. Then there was a brief silence. "Wait a minute, did you say married or buried?"

When I repeated buried, she said, "Oh, okay, sure."

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posted by "merk" |
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Son: Dad do you believe in ghost?

Dad: No.

Son: Our maid said ghost exist.

Dad: We don't have maid.

Mom: Meet me out in the car right now.

Dad: Why?

Mom: We don't have son.

Dad: Wait.... I am not married..!!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.

The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question...“

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Mom 1: What’s the worst car smell ever?

Mom 2: What?

Mom 1: Teenage boy wearing too much body spray eating fast food.

Mom 2: At least he had his shoes on!

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posted by "DebDCE" |