Stella, 6, and her mommy were talking.
Stella: "I'll bet you can't wait 'til I'm a teenager!"
Mommy: "Actually, I can."
Mommy: "Because I like you being sweet."
Stella: "I'll still be sweet when I'm a teenager. I'll just have an awkward way of showing it."
Grade school children were asked the question, "Why did your mom marry your dad?"
These are some responses:
1. She got too old to do anything else with him.
2. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
3. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world, and Mom eats a lot!