family jokes

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A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. "Professionally employed?" he asked.

"We're a military family," the wife answered.

"Children?"

"Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.

"Animals?"

"Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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On my birthday I was cutting the lawn when my teenage son came home from a baseball game. Seeing me behind the mower, he exclaimed, "Oh, Dad, you shouldn't have to mow the lawn on your birthday."

Touched, I was about to turn the mower over to him when he added, "You should wait until tomorrow!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |