family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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"It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."

- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Bee" |
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My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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BARBER: (To a long-haired teenager) You're next.

TEENAGER: I'm not waiting for a haircut.

BARBER: What are you waiting for?

TEENAGER: Nothing. My Dad's looking for me and this is the last place in the world he would look.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "PATSY CHRISTIAN" |
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Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"

Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |