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A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good impression. But the neighbors seemed cold and made no overtures of welcome. The mother of the brood was overjoyed when finally her youngest son ran in and announced happily,

"Mommy, the lady down the street asked my name today!"

"Oh, how nice!" exclaimed the mother enthusiastically. "And then what did she do?"

"Then she gave it to the policeman," the boy said.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner.”

Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?”



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posted by "hassam" |
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Newlywed Husband: "Are we still planning on having children, dear?"

Newlywed Wife: "Well, considering how many times I've dropped my iPhone in the past, I really think that we should hold off on this whole baby thing for awhile."

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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Little Jenny: Hi Mommy, where is Daddy?

Mother: He's lying on the couch and has been watching baseball all day. Why do you ask?

Little Jenny: I wanted to tell him what we learned in school today.

Mother: Oh yeah sweetie, and what was that?

Little Jenny: Well, the teacher taught us that the human body has 270 bones at birth and 206 by adulthood.

Mother: Wow Jenny! I did not know that, but I'm afraid that your teacher is incorrect when it comes to your Father though.

Little Jenny: Really Mommy, why is that?

Mother: Because he has an extra one, for a total of 207. It's named the Lazy-bone.

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |