family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
$5.00 won 5 votes

"Dad, I am hungry."

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, I'm serious."

"I thought you were Hungry?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Nope, I'm Dad."

5 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

Young Maiden: "Yes, I've been asked many times to get married."

Friend: "Really, who's asked you?"

Young Maiden: "My mother and father."

9 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
3 votes

Neighbor: You say your son is only four, and he can spell his name backwards as well as forwards? What is his name?

Proud Father: Otto.

3 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
0 votes

Suzie: Mom, I’m doing Geography homework. Where are the Andes?

Mother (not listening closely): How should I know? If you’d put your things away where they belong, you’d be able to find them when you need them.

0 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |