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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
4 votes

Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage...

20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!

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posted by "Fasteddie686" |
$10.00 won 9 votes
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My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?"

"That's up to you," I replied. "There's all kinds of food. Why don't you pretend I'm not home?"

A few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I answered it to hear my husband saying, "Yeah, hi, honey. Uh…what should I feed Lily for lunch?"

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Denis" |
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Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |