family jokes
Favorite this joke I told my brother he was born on the highway.
After all, that’s where most accidents happen.
I needed time to fly...
So I chucked a clock out the window!
The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.
"Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died."
A man was boasting to his kids that when he was young, the young ladies would be chasing after him.
The kids (naturally) went to the man’s mother and asked if it were true. The grandma says, “Well, kids, it’s mostly true but I wouldn’t quite put it like that.”
“How would you put it, grandma?” asked the kids.
“I’d say the young ladies were chasing him AWAY!”
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