family jokes

My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.

Told her it's because I can't stand doing it.

Little Girl: "Daddy, what do you have to do to become a doctor?"

Daddy: "You have to do well in school, take a lot of math and science, get into an excellent college, then go to med school, and follow that with an internship. Then you can start your own practice. Honey, as smart as you are, you can be anything you want to be."

Little Girl (after some thought): "What do you have to do to be queen?"

My favorite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather...

Until my mother took the urn from me.