family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
0 votes

"Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."

0 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "clyde messenger" |
0 votes

Children would all be brought up perfectly if families would just swap kids. Everyone knows what ought to be done with the neighbor’s kids.

0 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
0 votes

A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.

0 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
0 votes

The comments of a young mother: Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.

0 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |