family jokes

Customer: "Waiter, waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?"

The waiter leans forward to get a better look.

Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke, sir.”

A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the
holes in the cheese!" Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the
side of the plate.

It is truly said that children brighten a home - they never turn the lights off.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hairline!