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A friend said to a friend
"Money makes enemies, money makes worry. So being your friend I can't see you worry. So please send all your money to MY ACCOUNT.

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posted by "WAKEELZAKI" |
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One day this guy had trouble with his blinkers on his car. So another guy comes and says, "Is there a problem with your car sir", yes there is. So he says can you see if my blinkers work, sure. Then when he flicked the switch, the guy said, left, right, on, off!

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posted by "Frank" |
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The parents of a difficult boy were discussing what to give him for a birthday present. The mother said, “Let’s buy him a bicycle.”
“Well,” said the father, “maybe – but do you think it will improve his behavior?”
“Probably not,” said the mother, “but it will spread it over a wider area.”


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posted by "Anonymous" |
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A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!”
“Well,” said the mother, “that's wonderful! Thank you very much. It will same me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up.”
“Yeah, but, Mom,” said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions.”
I don’t understand, dear,” said his mother. “Conclusions?”
“Yeah, Mom” said the boy. “This isn’t going to become a habit.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |