family jokes

A Policeman came to my door yesterday and asked, “Where were you between four and six?” So I said, "Probably in kindergarten or first grade.”

Haven’t verified this on Snopes but it sounds legit.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Today, in the UK, the average man has 1.7 children.

I was told this fact by my 0.3 brother.

"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?"

"I don't know, son."

"Dad, who discovered penicillin?"

"I've no idea, son."

"Dad, what's the capital of Italy?"

"I ain't got a clue, son."

"Dad, you don't mind me asking all these questions do you?"

"Of course not, son. If you don't ask, you won't learn anything."