I've always been confused between the definition of right and wrong.
When I was a kid my parents would say, "Boy, you have done wrong."
I'd say, "Is that right?"
They would say, "Yes."
We were all in the hospital for the last time with our family and at some point my Aunt asked who of us want coffee. We were all die hard coffee drinkers and we all agreed so my aunt said "ok, i'll bring full tray".
My Grandpa lifted his head for the last time and said "rather bring the coffee in a cup, it's so hard to drink from the tray"
He was Amazing...
One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.
Sam simply said - “No, he did it all by himself”!
Q: How do you get a family photo taken if you can't afford to buy one?
A: Sit the family in the front seat and run a red light.