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Favorite this joke We were all in the hospital for the last time with our family and at some point my Aunt asked who of us want coffee. We were all die hard coffee drinkers and we all agreed so my aunt said "ok, i'll bring full tray".
My Grandpa lifted his head for the last time and said "rather bring the coffee in a cup, it's so hard to drink from the tray"
He was Amazing...
One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.
Sam simply said - “No, he did it all by himself”!
Q: How do you get a family photo taken if you can't afford to buy one?
A: Sit the family in the front seat and run a red light.
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.”
The other boy said, “How?” the boy replied, “Tell people you know their secret.”
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, “I know your secret!” The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your mom here’s $10.”
The boy then runs to his mom, “I know your secret!” The mom said, “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $15.”
The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, “I know your secret!” The mail man opened his arms and said, “Come, give your dad a hug!”
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