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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

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posted by "Don Dante" |
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My 13-year-old grandson spent a beautiful Saturday playing video games.

His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, “Someday, you’re going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom’s basement playing video games all day!”

He reply: “I can only dream.”

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posted by "Super Dave" |
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I’m driving with this guy, and he runs right through a stop sign. So I say, “Hey, that was a Stop sign.” And he says, “I drive like my brother!”

A few blocks later, he plows right through a red light. I say, “You just ran a red light.” And he says, “I drive like my brother!”

So now we’re coming up on a green light, and he slows down. I’m confused, so I say, “It’s green; why are you slowing down?”

He says, “My brother might be coming.”

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posted by "Teddy" |
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Last week at Walmart my wife let me push the cart instead of riding in it!

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posted by "Fasteddie686" |