Bob: "Uh, I’m bored."
Susie: "How bored are you Bob?"
Bob: "Plywood..."
How do you get a fish high?
Give it some sea-weed.
I told my brother he was born on the highway.
After all, that’s where most accidents happen.
Knock, knock...
Who’s there?
Car go...
Car go who?
No, car go beep beep!