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Favorite this joke At the airport for his 9-year-old son's first big trip by himself, after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa.
Dad - "So what did Grandma say on the phone?"
Son - "She said I love you, can't wait to see you, we're going to have so much fun...and...uh...something about 'We will rot you?'"
Dad - "Do you mean 'spoil you?'"
Son - "Yes! That's the word. I couldn't find it in my brain."
Husband: “I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find it.”
Translation: “I looked in one spot and gave up because I’m lost without you.”
When the graveside service for his wife had just finished, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.
The husband, a down-trodden little old man, looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there..."
A teenage boy had recently developed an interest in weight lifting. His father was skeptical, not knowing if his son would be responsible in this new venture, but accompanied him to the sports equipment store anyway. After perusing the shelves for a bit, the boy eventually found a set of weights he liked. "Dad, can we get these?"
The father looked the weight set over skeptically. "Hmm, I don't know."
"Please, Dad," the boy begged. "I promise I'll use them every day."
"You do realize this is a very big commitment, I assume."
"I know, Dad."
"They're also fairly expensive."
"I'll use them, Dad, I promise."
"Well....okay."
The father then pays for the equipment and they headed for the door.
"Awww," the son whined. "You mean I have to carry them to the car?"
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