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Favorite this joke I am not liking the man I have become...
It's not a good sign when I answer Dora before my toddler does.
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The most dangerous part of parenting is when I'm barefoot and reenacting the shattered glass scene from Die Hard in a darkened room full of legos.
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True hospitality is making your guests feel like they ARE at home...
... all the while you really wish they WERE at home!
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I spent a lot of effort child proofing my house...
But the kids still get in.
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