family jokes
Favorite this joke I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone...
I said, "The whole time."
My children are at the perfect age... too old to cry at night and too young to borrow my car.
Now that I'm a mother I'm having wild unimaginable fantasy's.
I keep picturing myself taking the evening off.
My favorite is the one about having uninterrupted sleep!
Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card.
He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully. Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to read aloud, "Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad. Now that I'm a father too . . ."
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