family jokes

My brother was sort of odd. I remember once on his birthday he fell down a dry well, so we lowered his birthday cake to him.

He didn't even tug on the rope to say thanks.

Little boy to a departing relative... "There's no hurry, Auntie. Daddy put the clock a whole hour ahead."

Son: "Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'?"

Father: "It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."

"What does your mother do for a headache?"

"She sends me out to play."