family jokes

My wife curiously noticed that every time it was my turn to put the kids to bed they fall asleep in minutes.

I told her that when I play my guitar it works like magic putting kids to sleep.

She said I must be exceedingly talented because it works just like that with her as well.

Now that I'm a mother I'm having wild unimaginable fantasy's.

I keep picturing myself taking the evening off.

My favorite is the one about having uninterrupted sleep!