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ERS

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 164
# of followers : 3
# of following: 2
Location: United States
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Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday.

This year I went shopping on Black Friday!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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A mother walks into her own bedroom and is surprised to catch her 10 year old daughter reading her diary. Startled, she just stands there.

"You were right mom," says the daughter. "Reading is fun."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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Victim: "Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulled!"

Dentist: "Calm yourself, I'm coming to it."

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
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First Assistant: "So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that everything fits?"

Person who invented the first public bathroom stall: "Ah, don't worry about that. Can't stress enough how unimportant that part is."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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