I'm not a fan of spring cleaning.

Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday.

This year I went shopping on Black Friday!