Joan invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," Joan answered.
The girl thought for a minute, then bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
My grandma has always been interested in technology, so when I got my new smart phone, she wanted me to show her some of its features.
The first thing I demonstrated to her is how to change the screen by swiping it.
I haven't seen grandma or my phone since.
A mother was taking her two young ones to grandpa’s birthday party. The two kids were whispering in the back seat. One of the children said, "You can’t have a birthday party without a birthday cake."
The other child said, "Yup, that’s right! No cake no party!"
"What makes you two think there won’t be a birthday cake?" asked the mother.
"Are you kidding mom, Grandpa's going to need a garden hose to put that fire out."