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Favorite this joke The most dangerous part of parenting is when I'm barefoot and reenacting the shattered glass scene from Die Hard in a darkened room full of legos.
True hospitality is making your guests feel like they ARE at home...
... all the while you really wish they WERE at home!
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I spent a lot of effort child proofing my house...
But the kids still get in.
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(Grandson) Grandpa, I have some advice for you.
(Grandfather) Son, at your age you need to be listening more than advising.
(Grandson) Okay Grandpa, just thought you might want to know your shoe is too close the campfire and it just burst into flames.
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