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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 58
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1091.00
2 votes

Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.

Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.

The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid’s ten-page report.

The topic?

"Save Our Trees."

2 votes

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$15.00 won 20 votes

I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase.

After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.

It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.

20 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$25.00 won 15 votes

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"

Knowing he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support. "Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"

He lifted his head and replied, "I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."

15 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
18 votes

I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.

18 votes

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