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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1240.00
8 votes

“I feel like carp today...”

“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”

8 votes

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$25.00 won 24 votes

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.

“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.

“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”

24 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$10.00 won 21 votes

During a visit to our friend’s home in Canada, we were welcomed with a wonderful breakfast. But my six-year-old daughter was not impressed.

"Your pancakes are smaller than my mom’s," she told him.

He replied, "That’s because of the exchange rate."

21 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "stee" |
$10.00 won 18 votes
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After he lost a lot of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a customer stood up and yelled, "How do you lose $200 at a $2 table?!"

Before I could speak, another customer replied, "Patience... a whole lot of patience."

18 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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