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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 24
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 499.00
$25.00 won 19 votes

Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

19 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
2 votes

An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Here, boy,” he replies.

2 votes
posted by "stee" |
$15.00 won 18 votes

My sister explained to my nephew how his voice would eventually change as he grew up.

Tyler was exuberant at the prospect.

"Cool!" he said. "I hope I get a German accent."

18 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |
$50.00 won 23 votes

While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, I overheard a confused woman complaining to her friend.

She said, "How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?"

23 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |