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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 499.00
$25.00 won 19 votes

Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

19 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A: A pine-apple.

8 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "stee" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students, "Why should you never accept candy from strangers?"

One girl knew. "Because it might be past the sell-by date."

7 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "stee" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college while working for my parents as their daughter.

12 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |