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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 30
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 614.00
$25.00 won 18 votes

Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

18 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 16 votes

An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Here, boy,” he replies.

16 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$50.00 won 23 votes

My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SAT's, and make more money than you," she pointed out.

"Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I’m still ahead," I said.

She looked mystified. "How do you figure?"

"I married better," I replied.

23 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |
$15.00 won 20 votes

When my friend got a job, her husband agreed to share the housework. He was stunned by the amount of effort involved in keeping a house clean with small boys to pick up after, and insisted that he and his wife shop for a new vacuum cleaner.

The salesman gave them a demonstration of the latest model. “It comes equipped with all the newest features,” he assured them.

The husband was not convinced. “Don’t you have a riding one?” he asked.

20 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |