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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 58
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1091.00
$25.00 won 4 votes

Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 4 votes
 

An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Here, boy,” he replies.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$9.00 won 40 votes

A mother complained to my wife, a schoolteacher, that other students were stealing her daughter’s pencils.

“It’s not the money, it’s the principle,” she insisted. “My husband took those pencils from work.”

40 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "stee" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SAT's, and make more money than you," she pointed out.

"Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I’m still ahead," I said.

She looked mystified. "How do you figure?"

"I married better," I replied.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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