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Favorite this joke Growing up, I was really jealous of my best friend. His grandmother lived in a two story house which he went over to visit quite often.
My grandmother lived in a one story house.
The only story I ever heard was "The Little Engine That Could", OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
(Son) Dad since I'm getting married next week do you have any advice?
(Dad) Well son, I've always been the man of the house. Do you know what I mean?
(Son) I think so, I did notice that you do the dishes when ever you want!
(Dad) Exactly!
(Son) Anything else Dad?
(Dad) Yes, do them right after dinner.
A three year old, WIDE EYED, little girl, was on the phone, "I KID YOU NOT! This guy in a white dress or robe tries to drown me! He puts me under water and my family just stood there taking pictures."
After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back."
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